Doctors never laugh....

[Jiggernaut]

Doctors Never Laugh


...the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In
over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing
to the floor Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and
regain his composure.

'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen
again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Bob replied.

(Guy in joke not to be confused with our Bob. That's just the way the joke was emailed to me.)

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[bigfishingstud]

DAMN the bad luck

[Hydrilla Gorilla]

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If it were me posting this I would have changed the guys name to Rayn, cause that's the kind of buddy I am

[R.D.]

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Rayn</TD></TR></TABLE>

[bigfishingstud]

you think the girls called him Little smokey

[jbassman87]

Maybe hot tamale

[Jiggernaut]

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Dang, wish I would've thought of that.

[PII Magnum]