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    I smell bad

    Im sitting at my boss's desk, and he left this open. I just want everyone to know that he farts in this chair all the time, and every time I sit in it, it wafts up from the cushion. Someone needs to help him with that. He claims that "some people are born with bad knee's, some with a bad back, I just have a bad ass." Order a new chair Greg, your butt smells bad. Vice Fuder. Rodrigo.
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    so why are you sitting in his chair? Do you enjoy the stale fart smell?
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    I think I might work with a relative of his

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    How do I hide this? He might get pissed I am writing on his computer. I guess it is his own falt if he leaves his page open. He is so dum that he has "yo soy fiesta" in his picture. That means "I am party" Dum ass.
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    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by ChampionNorm &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">so why are you sitting in his chair? Do you enjoy the stale fart smell?</td></tr></table>

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    Are you union, by chance?

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    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by catchinweeds &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">How do I hide this? He might get pissed I am writing on his computer. I guess it is his own falt if he leaves his page open. He is so dum that he has "yo soy fiesta" in his picture. That means "I am party" Dum ass.</td></tr></table>

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    Don't be a fart sniffer.



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    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by catchinweeds &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">How do I hide this? He might get pissed I am writing on his computer. I guess it is his own falt if he leaves his page open. He is so dum that he has "yo soy fiesta" in his picture. That means "I am party" Dum ass.</td></tr></table>

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    Re: I smell bad (fordguy_85)

    Well isn't that special. It appears that one of my assistants got on my computer and stirred the pot a bit. Im sure I'll have something special for him to work on tomorrow. Im quite certain that there is a leaking seal on the macerator pump on the shit system, and it looks like he'll be changing that. I wonder if he'll think that was funny then? And yes, to answer any questions, my chair has received a few hot supper's. If I could stop spending money on his broke dick Brazilian labor, I'd buy myself a new chair. I did get quite a laugh out of it though.

    And, "Yo Soy Fiesta" is a Rob Gronkowski quote on ESPN Deportes. I will "be party" on his ass tomorrow!
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    Reminds me of a tongue twister my Grandmother used to get us kids with "One smart feller, he felt smart."

    OK, now say it real fast 5 times!!!
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