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    Woman and mans poem




    A WOMAN'S POEM:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's rich and self-employed,
    And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
    Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
    Massage my feet and help me stand.
    Oh send a king to make me queen.
    A man who loves to cook and clean.
    I pray this man will love no other.
    And relish visits with my mother.

    A MAN'S POEM:
    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    big boobs owns a bar on a golf course
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a cit.



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    Re: Woman and mans poem (Hillbilly Bob)

    Where's the "LIKE" button?

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    Re: Woman and mans poem (Hillbilly Bob)

    Luke 22:36

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    Re: Woman and mans poem (Hillbilly Bob)

    Where does the line start to get one of those girls.
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    Re: Woman and mans poem (old373guy)

    LOL

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    Re: Woman and mans poem (fordguy_85)

    What we cannot obtain from intelligence, we can learn from experience.

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    Re: Woman and mans poem (Hillbilly Bob)

    Too funny
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    Dale Johnston
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    Re: Woman and mans poem (Hillbilly Bob)

    can i trade mine in for one i will even throw in a boat, new ones are easy to come by

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    Re: Woman and mans poem (Steve M)


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    Re: Woman and mans poem (bpettus1)

    True so true

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    Re: Woman and mans poem (Hillbilly Bob)

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    I am a fisherman for life! I will always be a fisherman! It's not something I do, it is who I am. Fishing is not an escape, it is where I belong, where I am supposed to be. It is not a place, but a life long journey. It is a passage my father showed me and that I will show others.
    ------Borrowed but fits--------

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