Sharon broke her favorite fishin' pole.
I dug around in storage and found that Citrus Stick. Wiped the dust and cobwebs off it, handed it to her, and said "Here ya go!".
She made three casts with it last Sat and decided her reel was too good for it.
Now, she's decided that's she gonna be on the Bass Mafia Pro Staff....and get her a new rod.
(I'm not sure it works that way, but, I'd hate to be Bart)![]()