Called me and chewed me out for 30min. (I won't be able to sit down for days!).
Said I was acting just like his kids.
He grounded me for two months and....and....In the background, I'm certain I heard a belt flying thru belt-loops. (Yeah, a sound I know well)

5 min into the call, He told me to stop crying or he'd come up here and gimme sumpin' to cry about!

Glad that's over with. I'm sorry, it will never happen again.
As punishment, Jeff made me write 500 times and mail it to him.

"I'll never eat things I find on the ground again"
"I'll never eat things I find on the ground again"