*Top Ten Reasons why Hurricane
Season is Like Christmas*
10.Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used
since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for
"specials".
6. Family coming to stay with you.
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling.
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and
in large quantities.
3. Days off from work.
2. Candles.
1. And the number one reason Hurricane Season
is like Christmas...At some point you know
you're going to have a tree in your house!