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> I was stopped by the police the other night around 1 a.m. and was asked
> where I was going at this time of night.
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> I replied, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects
> it has on the human body"
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> The officer then asked, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this
> time of night?"
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> I replied, "That would be my wife."