Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and

camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."



Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is

the Promised Land."



Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!



I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social

Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...