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  1. 04-01-2009, 05:49 PM #1
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    the silent fart



    An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, 'I just let out a long silent fart. What do you think I should do?'
    He replied, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

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    #2 04-01-2009, 05:52 PM

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    #3 04-01-2009, 06:12 PM

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    #4 04-01-2009, 06:26 PM

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    #5 04-01-2009, 06:37 PM

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    #6 04-01-2009, 07:16 PM

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    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!
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    #7 04-02-2009, 03:55 AM

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    #8 04-02-2009, 04:07 AM

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    that will be Gina.....................except for the SILENT part
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    #9 04-02-2009, 04:23 AM

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    #10 04-02-2009, 04:34 AM

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    #11 04-02-2009, 05:27 AM

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    "Success is never owned, it is rented, and the rent is due every day."
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    #12 04-02-2009, 06:36 AM

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    #13 04-02-2009, 12:39 PM

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    That one gave me a good laugh!
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