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    BREAKING NEWS!!

    Wellington,KS - There has been a MASSIVE outbreak of packrats in Wellington, KS. Sources are reporting they are coming from the body of a late model Dodge truck and the live well of a petite Cajun boat.

    If you are in the vicinity of Wellington, KS please take cover. It has been reported the these packrats will eat anything.

    The authorities are looking for the owner of the Dodge truck and the Cajun boat but they are have a difficult time identifying the truck and boat. Apparently, the packrats have chewed the license plate off the truck and most of the fiberglass off the boat.

    Please call the authorities if you have any information.

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    Call on Country.......he'll get rid of them Sunsabiotches..............he kept em out of our cabin by sleeping on the floor in front of the door

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (catchatoad)

    okay, what's the joke about the packrats. I know this came from wilson fest.

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (Tagg007)

    True story

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (catchatoad)

    what happened?

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (catchatoad)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by catchatoad &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Wellington,KS - There has been a MASSIVE outbreak of packrats in Wellington, KS. Sources are reporting they are coming from the body of a late model Dodge truck and the live well of a petite Cajun boat.

    If you are in the vicinity of Wellington, KS please take cover. It has been reported the these packrats will eat anything.

    The authorities are looking for the owner of the Dodge truck and the Cajun boat but they are have a difficult time identifying the truck and boat. Apparently, the packrats have chewed the license plate off the truck and most of the fiberglass off the boat.

    Please call the authorities if you have any information.</TD></TR></TABLE>

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (Tagg007)

    Water level came up driving them out of there burrow(home) they were coing up to campsites & chewing up on wires under hood & cause lost power & wouldnt start.......other peeps having issues with them getting in boats & doing the same thing I guess.............came from Camp Host.

    we didnt hear or see any problems thee but it was pretty funny to talk about them damn packrats for a while

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (tritonryan)

    Country would round them up like a herd of sheep..

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (mike long)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mike long &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Country would round them up like a herd of sheep.. </TD></TR></TABLE>

    I think he let one in your cabin to cuddle with him

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (catchatoad)

    You suppose 'ol Country figured out how to milk 'em yet???

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (Jiggernaut)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jiggernaut &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">You suppose 'ol Country figured out how to milk 'em yet??? </TD></TR></TABLE>

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (Jiggernaut)

    I think Mike Long has a picture tutorial on how to do that.

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    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jiggernaut &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">You suppose 'ol Country figured out how to milk 'em yet??? </TD></TR></TABLE>

    Mike dose all the milking, but i'm cathing them packrats of a meps number 4, then cant keepem off it. gunna skin them and make a new series of spinner baits


    Tow rig 93 dodge 250 with cummins auto, 2x4 and cold a/c

    Real trucks dont have spark plugs, Dodge makes it Cummins shakes it

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (Country The Fishing Guy)

    Damn dem Mepps trebles

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (tritonryan)

    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (Country The Fishing Guy)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Country The Fishing Guy &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

    Mike dose all the milking, but i'm cathing them packrats of a meps number 4, then cant keepem off it. gunna skin them and make a new series of spinner baits</TD></TR></TABLE>

    Have you fashioned any of those new little saddles yet??

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!! (catchatoad)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by catchatoad &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> petite Cajun boat.</TD></TR></TABLE>

    The boat maybe petite but there wasn't anything petite about that big ol' ass that was being flashed in it....

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