I read from one of them papers while i was in line at squall mart that the well known flaming fig ELTON JOHN had re-done his famous song OH NIKITA in honor of the nanner mans coming out announcement. Its now OH CHIQUITA. Could that be our own nanner man. Have reporters and photogs been following him? i bet he thought they was from one of them angler magazines, the ones where you get to test new gear and swap fishing trips and stuff.

GOOD MORNING WORLD. COFFEE IS DONE. SO IS I.