Why must the ladies always get the "bling-bling" for Valentines Day?

I've set aside the following units (at the following $20 discounted prices) as a "while this supply lasts through Valentine's Day Sale" on MercMonitors (this way you guys can get some "bling" too):

<U>Standard MercMonitor Kit</U>: Sale Price: $415 (<U>Two Available</U>)

<U>NMEA 2000 "Eco" L1 MercMonitor Kit</U>: Sale Price: $510 (<U>One Remaining Available</U>)

<U>Each kit includes a 20' data cable and gender-bender for installation in a rig never equipped with Smartcraft</U>. Will also sell without cable!