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    I became one mid day today. I made a mess pulling the cleaning brush out of the water container of my Quantum vacuum. I had black spots all over.
    Luke 22:36

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    You become a vacuum cleaner cleaner. Your vacuum should be cleaner until you use it.

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    Words of wisdom
    There's lots of decaffeinated brands that are just as tasty as the real thing.

    Hi Mike.

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    Does that mean you become cat chit when you clean out the liter box?

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    So, is a person who takes care of chickens......a chicken tender??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ring King View Post
    So, is a person who takes care of chickens......a chicken tender??
    Well played, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ring King View Post
    So, is a person who takes care of chickens......a chicken tender??
    A completely different visual of chicken strips now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ring King View Post
    So, is a person who takes care of chickens......a chicken tender??
    Luke 22:36

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    Why does a nose run and feet smell?

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    Why is a great big box of soap powder called economy size but an itty-bitty car is also called economy size?
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    Jokes about vacuum cleaners really suck!

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    "It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

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    It's all esoteric to me.
    There's lots of decaffeinated brands that are just as tasty as the real thing.

    Hi Mike.