Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house,
but 1 in a shelter.
What am I?
Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house,
but 1 in a shelter.
What am I?
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring,
Before you the name of an eminent king
My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I'm best when I am roast. What am I?
When you went into the woods you got me.
You hated me yet you wanted to find me.
You went home with me cause you couldn't find me
What was it?
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by KARNIE »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house,
but 1 in a shelter.
What am I?
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The letter "r"
\"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\" ~ Seneca
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by KARNIE »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring,
Before you the name of an eminent king</td></tr></table>
David (using Roman numerals)
\"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\" ~ Seneca
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by KARNIE »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house,
but 1 in a shelter.
What am I?</td></tr></table>
THe letter "R".....
Fishin\' Texas since 1986, dont get no better...
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by KARNIE »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">When you went into the woods you got me.
You hated me yet you wanted to find me.
You went home with me cause you couldn't find me
What was it?</td></tr></table><table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by KARNIE »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">When you went into the woods you got me.
You hated me yet you wanted to find me.
You went home with me cause you couldn't find me
What was it?</td></tr></table>
a splinter?...
Fishin\' Texas since 1986, dont get no better...
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by KARNIE »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">My first is twice in apple but not once in tart. My second is in liver but not in heart. My third is in giant and also in ghost. Whole I'm best when I am roast. What am I?</td></tr></table>
Pig
\"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\" ~ Seneca
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by KARNIE »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">When you went into the woods you got me.
You hated me yet you wanted to find me.
You went home with me cause you couldn't find me
What was it?</td></tr></table>
A tick?
\"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.\" ~ Seneca
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by KARNIE »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house,
but 1 in a shelter.
What am I?</td></tr></table>
The letter R
"ain't too smart.....but I'm always thinkin"
I think I'm getting dizzy from reading all this
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Corkpuller »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote"> my lil punkin brain hates these things
Your not alone....
If a pig drinks a quart of milk before he starts
and runs five miles before he farts
and the further he runs, the fuller he gits
how far will run before he shits
Pop
"Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by mha »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Wow! We really do need rain !!!!!!
Yeah are get them baldheaded guys some caps for when thier out in the sun
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by desertbasser »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">If a pig drinks a quart of milk before he starts
and runs five miles before he farts
and the further he runs, the fuller he gits
how far will run before he shits
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one that sticks in my head ---
when my Grandpa thought I wasn't paying close enough attention he'd say
" if the dog hadn't stopped to shit, he'd a caught the rabbit, and if you hadn't stopped to smell it, you'd a seen a damn good race"
"ain't too smart.....but I'm always thinkin"
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