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  1. 10-14-2023, 04:02 PM #1
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    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris was petting a tiger.

    Suddenly the tiger began to utter a soft growl.

    The trainer said, "Get up slowly and back away."

    So, the tiger did.
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    #2 10-14-2023, 07:46 PM
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    #3 10-14-2023, 08:37 PM
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    #4 10-14-2023, 10:00 PM
    The grass doesn't grow where Chuck Norris spits.
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    #5 11-13-2023, 03:45 PM
    Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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    #6 11-14-2023, 07:03 PM
    Well, the way I hear it is Chuck Norris isn't so bad. However, the bad don't mess with him.
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    #7 11-15-2023, 05:27 AM
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    #8 11-21-2023, 03:42 PM
    Chuck Norris doesn’t have to ask Siri questions, Siri is an AI copy of Chuck Norris’ brain.
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    #9 11-22-2023, 09:31 PM
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    #10 12-09-2023, 07:52 AM
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