Why I Like Retirement.

[rangerguy]

And They Ask Why
I Like Retirement !!!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday


Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.


Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.


Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
A nswer: They are the only ones who have the time.


Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work
and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement,
attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult
kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal ..

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school
as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,
but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


And, my very favorite....

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday,
I rest.





Modified by rangerguy at 11:40 AM 1/15/2009

[Corkpuller]

yer mean

I hope I make it there someday

[Skip]

I like the last question and answer best also.

[desertbasser]

Why do I like to hand around all you retired guys?

If I piss you off you'll forget I pissed you off in a minute or two.

If I call you an old fart you cant hear me.

Enjoy your retirement guys.

[rangerguy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by desertbasser &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Why do I like to hand around all you retired guys?

If I piss you off you'll forget I pissed you off in a minute or two.

If I call you an old fart you cant hear me.

Enjoy your retirement guys. </TD></TR></TABLE>

[Skip]

Hey Jeff I was thinking that maybe you could some over time this year and then Ron and I could ask for a little raise in our SS (ol Farts) check

[Tx Champ]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Skip &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hey Jeff I was thinking that maybe you could some over time this year and then Ron and I could ask for a little raise in our SS (ol Farts) check </TD></TR></TABLE>

Whatchu talkin 'bout Willis?? Obamma done said he was gonne cut your retirement wages ...

[desertbasser]

I'm workin 14 hrs a day just for you two guys. Your welcome.

[rangerguy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by desertbasser &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'm workin 14 hrs a day just for you two guys. Your welcome. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Do you think you could do a little more, or maybe get the wife and kids a job.

[desertbasser]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by rangerguy &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Do you think you could do a little more, or maybe get the wife and kids a job. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Now your pushin it.

[Skip]

Yea Jeff that may be pushing it a bite, how old are the kids just kiddin bud.

[rangerguy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by desertbasser &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Now your pushin it. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Sorry I must of had one of those Senior moments.