As of this moment, I am proclaiming myself as Skip's official guardian angel to ensure that he behaves himself while at the Texas Rally. Seeing how this will probably require someone that isn't easily stressed I have begun by taking a daily dosage of Valium. Skip, you will be required to check in with me at least 3 times a day so I will know of your whereabouts (bathroom breaks are the exception) and the activities you are partaking of. If for any reason you feel you must behave, please call me immediately, though I am not promising I will answer.