Here are some quiz question for those Bama Fans!
Q: What is the difference between an Alabama cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells like ****; the other is a fish.
Q: How do you keep an Alabama girl from biting her nails?
A: Make her wear shoes.
Q: What is the definition of an Alabama virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Q. How is the Alabama football team like a possum?
A. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. - What's the difference between BAMA's Bryant-Denny Stadium and a porcupine?
A. - A Porcupine has 83,000 (edit) on the outside.
Q: Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed at Alabama in the same day?
A: They don't want the mule to get too tired!
Q: What do you call 32 Alabama women in one room?
A: A full set of teeth!
Q: How do you get a Crimson Tide Football Fan to stop beating his wife???
A: Dress her in Orange!!!
Q: What do you call a female Alabama fan with no brothers or sisters?
A: A virgin
Q. - What's the best way to get a Alabama grad off your front porch?
A. - Pay him for the pizza!
Q. - Can you name one good use for an Alabama diploma?
A. - By placing it in the windshield of your car you are eligible for handicapped parking!
Q. - What do people at BAMA call duct tape?
A. - Chrome.
Q. - How do you get a BAMA student with one arm out of a tree?
A. - Wave.
Q. - How do you circumcise a Crimson Tide football player?
A. - Kick his sister in the mouth!
Q. - What do you say to a BAMA athlete in a 3-piece suit?
A. - Will the defendant please rise?
Q. - If two BAMA football players are in the same car, who's driving?
A. - The policeman!
Q: How do you break an Alabama fan's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
Q. Why do Alabama's football shoes have TGIF printed on them?
A. Toes go in first.
Q. How does an Alabama graduate spell VICTORY??
(Its a trick question, we all know they can't read!)
Did ya hear that the Crimson Tide Library burned down?
Burned up both books - and one of 'em wasn't even colored yet!!
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