>> > While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and
>> does
>> > not use a condom all the time he is there.
>> >
>> > A week after arriving back home in the States, he
>> wakes one
>> > morning to find his penis covered with bright green
>> and
>> > purple spots.
>> >
>> > Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
>> >
>> > The doctor, never having seen anything like this
>> before,
>> > orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
>> days
>> > for the results.
>> >
>> > The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
>> says,
>> > 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted
>> > Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
>> here,
>> > we know very little about it.'
>> >
>> > The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well,
>> give
>> > me a shot or
>> > something and fix me up, Doc.'
>> >
>> > The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no
>> > known cure. We're going to have to amputate your
>> > penis.'
>> >
>> > The man
>> > screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a
>> second
>> > opinion.'
>> >
>> > The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go
>> > ahead, if you want but
>> > surgery is your only choice.'
>> >
>> > The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
>> figuring
>> > that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese
>> > doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes,
>> > Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
>> >
>> > The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already
>> know
>> > that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to
>> operate
>> > and amputate my penis!'
>> >
>> > The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.
>> 'Stupid
>> > American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more
>> money
>> > dat way. No need to amputate!'
>> >
>> > Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
>> >
>> > 'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two
>> > weeks. Faw off by
>> > itself!'
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