That's brutal. I have half a dozen HUK cause I got em on sale and liked the colors. But you're right, been fishing for years and all I care about is being a cool kid and wouldn't known a bronze back from a big mouth if they put one in front of me with name tags on them.
To me its just a sun block shirt. One isn't necessarily going to protect you better than the next, provided you buy something of decent quality. I don't wear it to be the star of the fashion show.