Social Security Statement

[Corkpuller]

you elders live it up, got my Social Security Statement in the mail today and it say's my retirement age is now 99 and when I reach that to please contact Betty Crocker for my crumb.

[Stompy]

No doubt......Go back to work you old farts and help contribute.

[Skip]

Yes and if you can find it in your heart to pull some overtime I would greatly appreciate it as I am going to ask for alittle raise on the next go round

[Corkpuller]

I think a man ought to be able to retire from age 40 to 75, then must return to work. The workforce would be better balanced, the under 40 are the know it all folks and the over 75 don't give a chit and just get in the way trying to find you a 3/4" cpvc female adapter at the Home Depot. Why ain't these old farts in a bass boat, on the golf course, or simply sittin on the DP Bench at the grocery store coffee bar.

[Skip]

I do

[bgibson53]

I loved retiring at 48.

[Corkpuller]

I knew I could make ya'lls day better Now ya'll got til tomorrow mornin to figger out what the DP Bench is. I gotta go out and wash the stinking road grime off the boat and trailer. Wet road this mornin and the logging trucks had slung mud all over

[Skip]

DP Bench To much thinking

[Stompy]

Designated Pitcher???? Just a guess.Should be the LD bench..you know limp di..well you get it.....

[basspastor]

I just returned from Social Security Office, signed up for my p check.
Getting closer to 12/31/09

[Skip]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Stompy &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Designated Pitcher???? Just a guess.Should be the LD bench..you know limp di..well you get it..... </TD></TR></TABLE>
There is a cure for that Stompy

[Stompy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Skip &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
There is a cure for that Stompy </TD></TR></TABLE>Don't need it..........yet.

[Skip]

In due time Stomp in due time

[Corkpuller]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by basspastor &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
Getting closer to 12/31/09 </TD></TR></TABLE>

that's my birthday, and I expect you all to sing dad gummit

[Stompy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by toledotee &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

that's my birthday, and I expect you all to sing dad gummit </TD></TR></TABLE>Hey thats my birthday also 12-31-61...Everyone parties on our birthday.

[Corkpuller]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Stompy &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hey thats my birthday also 12-31-61...Everyone parties on our birthday. </TD></TR></TABLE>

for real Stomp 12/31/61 - never known anyone to have the same, and that's exactly what I tell folks, Everybody celebrates my birthday
I certainly had some wild ones in my younger years for sure.

[Corkpuller]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Stompy &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Designated Pitcher???? Just a guess.Should be the LD bench..you know limp di..well you get it..... </TD></TR></TABLE>

almost a B I N G O....almost

Back when I was on a crew, my boss would always stop at a coffee shop before we started our work. We were at a grocery store, Stantons in Alvin, TX, that a lot of local old timers would frequent daily. Store served food in a small section. They would have their coffee and then some would go sit on a wooden bench close to the entrance. Reckon so they could say hello to all the folks coming in the store and also to gaze a bit a the ladies. One ole boy leaned over to me one mornin and said "sonny, I'm headed to the DP Bench, one day you'll be sittin on the DP Bench like us, do you know what that means?" I say No sir, he said it was the dead pecker bench.

[Stompy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by toledotee &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

almost a B I N G O....almost

Back when I was on a crew, my boss would always stop at a coffee shop before we started our work. We were at a grocery store, Stantons in Alvin, TX, that a lot of local old timers would frequent daily. Store served food in a small section. They would have their coffee and then some would go sit on a wooden bench close to the entrance. Reckon so they could say hello to all the folks coming in the store and also to gaze a bit a the ladies. One ole boy leaned over to me one mornin and said "sonny, I'm headed to the DP Bench, one day you'll be sittin on the DP Bench like us, do you know what that means?" I say No sir, he said it was the dead pecker bench. </TD></TR></TABLE>...DP bench..I'm sure that some of these old farts on here could use that bench. I don't know though, got them little pills now. .....That is no joke 12-31-61 is my birthday, kinda neat, huh

[bgibson53]

Are you expecting a birthday gift from us?

[Stompy]

I don't expect anything from you Bill