I've been talking to some bonehead from LA about this boat ya see.... I really wanted it, but, this guy is just nuts!
I told him I'd pay whatever he wanted, CASH.
He then started askin bout my wife. He said....."Is yer ole lady hot? Can she fish?"

I told him yeah, and..yeah..
He then said "Well, I ain't no longer got no dabm reason to sell my boat, You bess just send that woman down here so's we can do some fishin!".

Well, in that last quote, he actually said "downheah" instead of "down here".

Anybody, WHO IS THIS GUY??