the silent fart

An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, 'I just let out a long silent fart. What do you think I should do?'
He replied, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

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that will be Gina.....................except for the SILENT part http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

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