The local preacher was out for a walk and saw 4 young boys standing around an old dog. He was concerned they might be doing something to the dog so he approach the group and asked what they were doing. The biggest boy said, “This is a stray dog and we all want to take him home. But only one of us can, so whoever tells the biggest lie gets to keep him.” The preacher immediately started lecturing them about lying and went on for 5 minutes, finally ending with, “When I was your age I never told a lie.” The boys are all staring at the ground and after a few seconds of silence the youngest one said, “OK mister, you win.
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