Do you want to know the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket?
Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
Do you want to know the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket?
Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
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2 guys walked into a bar…..
the 3rd guy ducked.
2008 Skeeter 21I. Yamaha 250 Series II.
2011 Toyota Tundra Crewmax 4x4.
Son: Dad, can you install Steam on my computer?
Me: I can son but remember that water and electronics don't mix.
Told my wife I want to be cremated: She made me an appointment for Monday.
I wanted a grilled cheese sandwich on this cold and rainy Saturday. But then I discovered we're out of Cooper Sharp.
Just goes to show ya, "Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone....."
Some people are so judgemental. You can tell just by looking at 'em.--Some random meme
Finally figured out how to get the wife to scream during sex. I wiped my **** on the curtains when we got done.
Sorry, I had a bad dad
Ranting incoherently
What’s Brown and runs around the yard ? The fence !
Red Sox in 6!
What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree...
A pool table.
my daughter is a mp in the army and i called her one and she said she was sitting on duty at the post so I asked if it was uncomfortable sitting on duty
I had a dream that I was a muffler, I woke up exhausted.
What do you call a pig in a trailer? Pulled pork
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
TDTOM?
Originally Posted by janky
2018 21' GatorTrax Strike Series, 250 Yamaha SHO
Someone stole my antidepressant pills,
I hope they're happy.
" A Few Good Fish"
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Finally figured out how to get the wife to scream during sex. I wiped my **** on the curtains when we got done.
Sorry, I had a bad dad
Rodney Dangerfield classic....
Q: What happens when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: everyone gets a leg at the Christmas dinner…….
Q. What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
A. Beef Strokinoff!
2023 BassCat Sabre FTD
2023 175 Pro XS
A dad was walking by his teenage sons room. He heard the bed squeaking and knowing he was alone he knew what he was doing The dad open the door and said” son if you keep that up you’re gonna go blind.” The son responded “I’m over here dad!”
Not a Joke just one of the best lines from a BBC Thread about some of the horrible stuff your Dad would eat when you were a kid. Don’t remember who posted that memorable quote.
“My Old Man Would Eat Stuff That Would Make a Billy Goat Puke”
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I just want to see which one comes first.
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