Useless as tits on a boar hog
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Worse than having no help at all
Fvcked 20 ways to Sunday
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Worse than having no help at all
Fvcked 20 ways to Sunday
2023 Xpress H18 with 115 SHO and Powertech NRS4 21p
8" Bob's Action Jack
Garmin Echomap 12, 10, 9, and LVS34 networked with Netgear Switch
Ultrex
Trick Steps and Ramp N Clamp
Pulled by a 2016 single cab HEMI Ram
Treat others like you want to be treated when on the water EVEN WHEN IN A TOURNAMENT! No fish is worth having a confrontation because you cut someone off or came in on top of someone.
Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
Drunker than 10 Indians on payday
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Bless your Heart.
Drunk as a skunk.
Useless as tits on a turtle!
He’s a few pickles shy of a full jar.
He’s hammered.
Ranting incoherently
Dumb as a post
Bright as a 3 watt bulb
Schnockered
I'm a Kardashian! 😃
Full bubble off of plumb
Gene Wilson
2000 Xpress X19 Mercury 200
Team PoorMansCustomLures
Two wrongs don't make a right , but three lefts do.
Can’t count his testicles and get the same answer twice.
Lit up like a Christmas tree.
USMC (Ret) 1988-2008
2014 Lowe Stinger ST175
Mercury 75 HP four stroke
Someone on here has the tag line, When my ship comes in I’ll be at the airport.
His CORNBREAD is not done in the middle !
One of my favorites from Looney Toons "I say, I say. That boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." Foghorn Leghorn
"If It Ain't Broke, You're Not Trying"- Red Green
He ain’t smart enough to be called stupid.
John the Garage Doorman
Crazy as a hound dog in a smokehouse.
Dumb as a bag of hammers (from that movie with what's his name in it)
Drunk: Nice shoes (after falling over drunk).
F-ed up like a football bat.
F-es up like a soup sandwich.
Crazier than a shit house rat
drunk: I went to bed with a 10 at 2 and woke up with a 2 at 10
2023 BassCat Sabre FTD
2023 175 Pro XS
A few bricks shy of a load
2019 BCB Classic
Merc V8 200 4S
Dont have enough sense to get out of the rain.
As Opie Tylor would say "He has a Snoot Full"
2005 21XD W/ 2005 MERC 250XS BULLET TOTAL PERFORMANCE BOAT!!
Some funny ones in there guys!
Lights on but nobody’s home
Wombat-headed (Thanks to Ned Kelly)
drunk: hit n missed (pissed)
Keep ‘em coming!
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