Some funny regional and national sayings to describe someone who is not very bright, and someone who is drunk.
Share your local sayings so we can have a laugh!
My favourite Aussie ones are:
Not so bright: A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock…
Drunk: Rat-faced…
NSB: it takes a village
Drunk: beer googles
Not so bright: Few bricks shy of a full course
Drunk: Spun out
He took the short bus to school
John the Garage Doorman
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
Sh!t faced
Jeff Clark
Bassman469
A couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
He's got one arm in the poncho.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Best part of him got left on the matress
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Drunk as Cooter Brown.
BulletTJ
Tim
There is never a wrong time
to do the right thing!
The lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
The cheese done slid off of his cracker.
I also never get drunk, but I have been know to get over served a few times.
Team Enigma Fishing
Hold my beer and watch this
Bless his heart.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
You're dumb enough to be 2 people.Originally Posted by pabasshawk
No sense in being dumb unless you show it.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Drunk: Shitfaced
Bass Boat
Powered by an outboard
Electronics at helm and up front
Pulled by my truck
Useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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