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    Another lawyer joke

    A lawyer as a brief consultant with a client for 15 minutes. Guy asks the fee; lawyer says $100. Guy takes a crisp $100 bill out of his billfold and lays it on the table, shakes the lawyer‘s hand and they walk to the door. After the client leaves the lawyer goes back and picks the bill off the table only to realize there are two hundreds stuck together. He thinks a moment then decided he must do the ethical thing. So, he gives the other hundred to his partner…
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    In my opinion, that's a standard practice for that bunch.
    Last edited by jimsch; 05-06-2023 at 08:15 AM.

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    200 bucks for a lawyer?
    That by itself is a joke.