St. Peter is manning the Pearly Gates and 40 lawyers arrive. He has never seen that many at one time, so he goes to God and asks what he should do. God tells him to give them the ethics test, and if they pass to let them in. A few minutes later St. Peter comes back and tells God in panic, “They’re gone, they’re gone!” God says, “All the lawyers are gone?” St. Peter says, “No the Pearly Gates!”