Naval humor
The Captain of a US Naval Ship Destroyer gets on the megaphone and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft.
Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the War of 1812."
The crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.
The captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone, and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No Seņor, we are the last four. Thanks to your Policies, the other 21 million are already there.
(touched up for tampon offended set, I had just copied and pasted original sent to me by 95 yr old FIL)
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