I'll go ahead and apologize now...........
When you're in Hawaii can you laugh really loud? Or do they require Aloha?
I went to a zoo today - they only had one animal, a dog! It was a Shih Tzu.
A friend of mine got kidnapped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to him.
Male bees die after mating. So their whole life is basically Honey Nut Cheerio.
A friend asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was. Took a wild guess, but I was right.
Did you know when you sneeze and fart at the same time your body takes a screen shot.
My wife's mad at me cause I never buy her flowers. Hell I didn't know she was selling flowers.
I'll stop now, gotta lace up my white NB's and find my phone belt clip.