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    Divine Intervention

    A woman was dying. She and everybody knew it, she was on her deathbed. She clasped her hands together and lifted her voice in prayer " Oh God, if you let me live another 25 years, I'll be your humble servant, a good Christian, I'll go to church every Sunday".
    She felt the hand of the Lord on her forehead and instantly began to recover. After she fully recovered, she decided to look her best. She got a tummy tuck, boob augmentation, and a face lift. She got her hair restyled, and went to a beauty parlor to learn the best make-up techiques. As she left the beauty parlor, she was hit by a bus and killed. When she got through the Pearly gates she stormed around heaven until she found God.
    "What happened?" she demanded, "You promised me another 25 years".
    "Sorry, I didn't recognize you".

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    Hahaha
    You can lead a horticulture,
    but you can't make her think.

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