75-year-old Dad
My 75-year-old Dad was taking his daily walk through the
park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him. "Hey,
mister! Pssst, mister!" Dad looked all around, and spotted a
little frog sitting in the grass looking up at him.
"Hey mister," said the frog. "A wicked witch cast a spell on
me, and turned me into an ugly frog. If you'll just kiss me
I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and be forever
grateful."
Dad reached down, picked up the frog, put it in his pocket,
and proceeded to walk on. The frog called out to him again,
"Hey! Didn't you hear me? I said if you'll kiss me, I'll
turn into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful."
Dad replied, "I heard you, but at my age, I'd rather just
have a talking frog!"
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Originally Posted by Rangerdeepv
