Q: Why did the monster go inside the bar?
A: For the boos.
Q: What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff?
A: A jack-ass-o-lantern.
Q: What health insurance do Halloween creatures use?
A: Medi-scare.
Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?
A: Tibial Pursuit.
Q: What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?
A: They gave him the cold shoulder.
Q: Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween?
A: Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals.
Q: What is the witch’s favorite crime show?
A: America’s Most Haunted.
Q: What do you call it when a vampire has a serious problem in his home?
A: It’s a Grave problem.
Q: Why do skeletons make good comedians?
A: They are two humerus.
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