A Hindu priest, a rabbi, and a politician found themselves stranded out in the country one evening. They went to the nearest farmhouse and the farmer told them he had a room, but only 2 single beds. The Hindu priest said, “I have no need for worldly goods, I will go sleep in the barn.” A few minutes later he returned, saying, “There are cows in the barn, and I am not worthy to sleep in the presence of these holy creatures.” So the rabbi volunteered to sleep in the barn. 10 minutes later there was a loud knock on the bedroom door and the rabbi said, “I cannot sleep in the barn with a filthy pig.” So the politician said he would go sleep in the barn, and after a few minutes there was a knock on the bedroom door. The rabbi opened the door and there stood the cow and the pig….