We are looking for one that needs a job in mechanical maintenance/construction. This is not a temporary job. Insurance,vacation (I have four weeks working on five),retirement,employee credit union,eleven paid holidays,union (united machinist). It will be a night shift. No drunks or drug addicts need apply. Plant is located in the Bessemer area. Shoot me a IM if interested.
I've "laid" a lot of pipe in my time,...most of it was tight fits,....does that count?......I might be interested in the job , but I have several demands that would have to be met.
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1. I need to take the paid four week vacation starting the day I'm hired.
2. I'm not sure that the night shift thing is gonna make it for me,...that's when I get my best sleep.
3. I would have to add Chinchilla Day as my twelfth holiday.
4. I would not be able to work on Mondays (I'm usually hung over then)
5. I would have to have at least two hour lunch breaks (it's almost impossible to truly enjoy a fatty in just an hour)
Let me know when I start,....but not this week,...maybe next week,...or month.
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Hey Buzz! I'm sure you will land this job with no problem! You have certainly done a good job for us here at Holman Prison Hog Farms Coop. I still can laugh at the time when you and Leonard had to castrate that 900lb boar hog, I still loose my breath laughing when I saw the look on your face after that big boy took a dump in your boots, damn that was hilarious! Anyway I thought I would chime in and vouch for you.. P.S I will be at your probation hearing on the 28th, so I will see you there big guy! Cheers.. Capt. Claps
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Believe it or not, that is the kind of people we have been getting. The last guy we sent to rehab and when he got out he was allowed to come back. Got his paycheck after two weeks out of rehab and laid off again, he was out of points before rehab. Found out while he was in rehab that he has been in the big-house for a felony.
Rick, don't think you could handle this union thing. Doesn't matter anyway because what i have been hearing from the river bank, the pipe you have laid was to short to get the job done.
To Crimson.. sorry to hear you dont think Buzz would work out for you! His pipe laying talents actually are much better than you give him credit for. Before he came over to the Hog Dept. he was a Animal Breeding Specialist for our sheep farm over in Atmore. But unfortunately we had to transfer him due to his bad habit of keeping a few of our prize ewes in his room overnight. So, should I tell him he has lost out on this opportunity ?
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You people have to stop cross breeding nature, The picture below is the result of his breeding. Though i was hiring a stud, he was even recommended by a local warden (did not check to see if he was a game warden or prison warden)i have had to do a massive fish kill-off in ny pond to insure his genes came to a end. So with my deepest regrets i just don't see it working out for him at this time.
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To Crimson.. I appreciate your prompt attention to my recommendation of Mr. Buzz. I respect and can understand your decision on not hiring him. When you take a closer look at his qualifications he probably would be better suited for another line of work. We have come up with a potential program that hasn't been approved at the top levels yet, but I think it's a great program called 'Cons For Kids Babysitting Service'. most of our inmates have plenty of kids and would adapt well to that type of employment. Our think tank here at Holman are always innovating new ways for the rehabilitation of our inmates. I thought if it gets approved I will put in a word for Mr. Buzz. whaddya think? As Always.. we are here to serve.. Capt. Claps
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that thing about the "prize ewes in his room overnight"...is a lie.......they were there of their own free will!,.............I think it is called "consensual"...........as far as comments about "short pipe".....I'll have you know that many women have gasp at the site of my equipment!......y'all can kiss my ass!!!!....I don't need tha damn job.....I'm getting my pennies right along......Mr. O has seen to it that I'm well taken care of!................I'm too drunk to say any more.................but y'all can kiss my ass!!!!!
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Well! if that aint a fine 'how do you do'.. We can kiss your ass huh? But that's ok Buzz I used to be a sloppy drunk myself and I know what it's like to let the Jim Beam do the talking... I feel your pain man ! There's a new book out about how to cure your alcohol addiction. It's called 'I Want A Drink' by some ex barwhore. I think it sells for about 15 bucks, but I can have a couple of bucks knocked off that if I get it thru the prison canteen! I realize that might take some bucks away from your booze fund, but if you really want to give up being a sot it'll be worth it. My friends chipped in and bought me one of those cd's you play while you are asleep and it helped me give up the stuff! It kept playing a lullaby with the words 'you are a sloppy drunk and we're tired of you're puking and whining.. get over it! get over it! ( chorus) I think it's called subliminal or some shit like that. anyway if you want and can throw up the 13 bucks I'll pick you up a copy.. As always..we are here to serve Capt. Claps
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STILL NEED A PIPEFITTER GUYS.
Hey Mike e-mail sent
Mike every place I have fish with Rick kids run out to the bank and
yell hey daddy Rick, daddy Rick so I'm sure he has laid a little pipe
Ok I give up trying to help you fellas! I had a little fun here on this thread ,hope nobody got offended! I'm new here and got bored with the regular routine.. If you guys get up to the Big G shoot me an e-mail and I'll show you where that Martens guy robbed my honey hole and won the Elite Series back in May! LOL!
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The job was filled yesterday after i left work with a sucka$$/snitch that i do not care for. Water going to get rough around here. I know for a fact he is not a A-rate pipe fitter and don't care to train him and these people out here are going to know it today.
sweeper, you can't hurt nobodys feelings around here. Especially buzzin's. He is usually the one on somebody else.Enjoyed it, been kinda boring around here.
That snubnosed fish pic cracks me up.. I've caught some with some weird defects before but not this bad! I still rag one of my fishing buddies about the one he caught that was one eyed and had a defective spine. I think it wanted to commit suicide when it bit his worm !
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Dayum!!!....I really wanted that job............
Larry,...I was caught off guard by your comments,......I felt as if I was on the sharp end of the stick,.....I really don't know why but my good name and good nature are quite often dragged thru the mud by the regulars on here,...now to have a newbie come around poking me,.......well, it really hurts.
I am use to Mike (CRIMSONGAMBLER) insulting me. I have grown accustom to his harassment and his slander.....but now he is enlisting new comers to follow his pro-verse tactics.
This just gives me a whole new list of things to talk with my therapist about.
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Whatup Buzz? I will gladly post a retraction if you like, but from what I've heard your good name and rep was pretty much like a leaking Astro, sooner or later it's going down !
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Rick, I think you have found your long lost brother. You two had to come out of the same mold.
Gotta get going.. I'm going over to Wheeler to try for some Smalljawed Bass on a 2 day trip.. You guys have good weekend and as always .....Roll Tide !! Larry
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