Ladies....I'm gonna start dating again....

[buzzn]

so....I am putting my picture out here...letting you girls put a face with the name Rick Smith......If interested you can reach me here most any night....Please don't be bashful...As you can see, I'm looking for LOVE! Ladies, take a chance,...

[fastr19]

I didn't know you wore glasses.

[buzzn]

they give me a more distinguished look....don't you think?

[kk4iz]

Boy Rick you done got clean shaved and bet you got some smell good on too

[buzzn]

Yeah Warren......I'm pulling out all the stops......I'm ready to find that special woman...someone to share the Autumn of my life.

[kk4iz]

Might try some of that hair color to cover up that gray and you might get you one of those 28 years younger then you Trophy Wife

[buzzn]

Grey???...what you talking about?...that's just the way the sun reflected off of my youthful hair.... yeah, a younger woman....at least 25 years younger.....she must be between 50 and 60....

[kk4iz]

You haven't been seen at this location lately have you?

[Shoofly]

with just a little exercise you too can look like this stud!

[Shoofly]

You could always use a dating service

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[nosaj2]

The scary thing is that this really does look a little like Melvin!

[buzzn]

I know Melvin will want to thank you for that comment!