NEWS FLASH !!

[Cleveland]

Sorry to tell you this guys but Christmas has been cancelled in the Cobra Forum. Apparenty Backlash told Santa that he has been good this year and Santa died laughing

Way 2 go there Larry....boy oh boy

[abe1]

thats the last time I take him fishing with me. I was going to get a new truck and a new boat and new rods and reels. Thanks alot Larry you blow the deal for me. Abe1

[Backlash Ar]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Cleveland &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Sorry to tell you this guys but Christmas has been cancelled in the Cobra Forum. Apparenty Backlash told Santa that he has been good this year and Santa died laughing

Way 2 go there Larry....boy oh boy </TD></TR></TABLE>

Just wait a darn minute there cupcakes! Don't blame it all on me....He was already laughing hysterically after "Ralphie" got off his lap and before I even got on. Actually I think he succumbed due to poor circulation...I think I might have cut off his blood supply when I crawled up and sat on his lap. And besides, that wasn't the REAL SANTA you dodo, for two reasons: 1. Everybody (except you ) knows that right now Santa is up at the North Pole making toys, and 2. I smelled Tapioka on his breath and the REAL Mr. Kringle won't touch that stuff! Break time is over...Now get back out there in the barn and start shoveling the Reindeer chit.

[Tx 201]

I think Santa has other reasons for cancelling Christmas. Seems like I remember a post awhile back about someone being "happier than a girl sitting on Santa's lap".

What exactly was that Kathy? Whatever it was, I think you scared him away. And moving to the desert to get a tan for his belly dance isn't going to bring him back either!!

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Backlash Ar &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Break time is over...Now get back out there in the barn and start shoveling the Reindeer chit. </TD></TR></TABLE>

What....and get calusses on these hands ??? Ambassadors don't do such miniscule tasks!!!

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Tx 201 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I think Santa has other reasons for cancelling Christmas. Seems like I remember a post awhile back about someone being "happier than a girl sitting on Santa's lap".

What exactly was that Kathy? </TD></TR></TABLE>

I don't remember Chris....I've slept since then

[skeeterbutch]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Cleveland &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Sorry to tell you this guys but Christmas has been cancelled in the Cobra Forum. Apparenty Backlash told Santa that he has been good this year and Santa died laughing


Way 2 go there Larry....boy oh boy </TD></TR></TABLE>

WOW! she moves half way across the country and poor ole Larry still can't get away.
Larry I've heard a rumor that whoever kills Santa has to take over! I want a new boat, a new truck, a new girlfriend, a new car, a new fishing pole....
Now I can't wait for Christmas, looks like Kathy is getting a lump of coal.

[Backlash Ar]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bisbby &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

WOW! she moves half way across the country and poor ole Larry still can't get away.
Larry I've heard a rumor that whoever kills Santa has to take over! I want a new boat, a new truck, a new girlfriend, a new car, a new fishing pole....
Now I can't wait for Christmas, looks like Kathy is getting a lump of coal. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Yep, got it all ready to go!


James....as for your request....once again you were to slow on the draw, Abe1 beat ya to the punch. How about a Sears catalog for the outhouse?

Abe1, be sure to leave some Russian caviar, some bacon wrapped filet mignon's, and a couple of Maine lobster tails out for Santa to enjoy (I'm a big eater )...keeping the elves in line is tough enough, but when Cleveland enters the equation a guy needs plenty of sustenance to keep his strength up!

[skeeterbutch]

ah geeeze....Kathy will you share your stupid piece of coal with me? santa sucks!

[abe1]

Larry I was thinking about leaving out BBS for you so you could get the sled looking all nice and shiny.Plus I hear that it takes off reindeer chit. After a long night of flying around the world you are bound to have some reindeer dodo on you and the sled. But if I get the truck, boat and the rods I leave all the food you want!!!


Modified by abe1 at 3:08 PM 12/6/2006

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by abe1 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">But if I get the truck, boat and the rods I leave all the food you want!!! </TD></TR></TABLE>

SUCK UP !!!!

Yes James, I'll get the chisle out and split my chunk of coal in half and share it with you, but I get to keep the purdy ribbon

[Backlash Ar]

Well abe1, Santa's got so many gifts to deliver this year that it looks like he's going to have to leave his lead sled in the shed; but, I know a guy who has an aircraft carrier for a bassboat. That Champion 223 will hold allot more toys that can be delivered to all the good little girls and boys. And, that helicopter pad on the front deck will work out just perfect. (Actually, didn't want that reindeer poopoo to get on MY sled. Most of it would probably come from their hooves since Kathy hasn't been doing her job and the reindeer have been standing in it up to their hocks)!

[Backlash Ar]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bisbby &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ah geeeze....Kathy will you share your stupid piece of coal with me? santa sucks!</TD></TR></TABLE>

Hey Jim...I think you sent this Christmas card to the wrong address. You must have got distracted and mailed it to me instead of Kathy. Neat card though!

[Backlash Ar]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Cleveland &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">....Yes James, I'll get the chisel out and split my chunk of coal in half and share it with you, but I get to keep the purdy ribbon </TD></TR></TABLE>

Cleveland....YOU BETTER NOT! James has been a really bad, bad, boy this year. Santa has a special gift for him........
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[abe1]

Kathy, you had best get shoveling the chit because that's my boat he want to use and I don't want any reindeer dodo on the front deck. I am sure by the time he loads all those bags of toys he is bond to have some ground into the carpet on the front deck if you don't get to work. But not to worry BBs will remove chit from the carpet . Abe1

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Backlash Ar &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">(Actually, didn't want that reindeer poopoo to get on MY sled. Most of it would probably come from their hooves since Kathy hasn't been doing her job and the reindeer have been standing in it up to their hocks)! </TD></TR></TABLE>

I told you already that Ambassadors don't SCOOP THE POOP!!!!!

[abe1]

no scooping just spray and wipe

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Backlash Ar &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"></TD></TR></TABLE>

Dang it Larry......YOU BASTAGE !!!!!

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by abe1 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">no scooping just spray and wipe </TD></TR></TABLE>

NO NO NO !!!

[abe1]

Kathy you should have known he would kiss and tell