Hi guys....sit back....grab a beer or soda or coffee or whatever because this post is out of this WORLD!!!! It's a long one so here goes....
I had been running all over town today putting in applications trying to find a job. I just returned home right around 8pm from my brother's house. At the same time that I arrive home, Brian arrives home too......Brian is another story so I won't go into who Brian is.....We both roll down our windows to talk before we got out of our vehicles. He asked if I have had anything to eat yet this evening and I told him no. So he says lets go to Arby's and get a sandwich. I can see Arby's from my front yard, that's how close I live to the restaurant. So I said ok....he said lets take the truck and you drive. I said ok. So, I pulled the keys from my ignition and threw them under the floor mat because I am only going to be gone for less than 10 minutes...7 minutes TOPS!!! I get out of my Camero and get into his truck and he scooted over to the passenger side. We take off and go to Arby's.....which I can see from my front yard don't forget.
I go through the drive-thru, order the sandwitches, nobody in front of me so it was a quick in and out. As I am driving back to the house and I am nearing my driveway, I see headlights coming down my driveway. I know what my headlights look like on my Camaro.....SOMEBODY IS STEALING MY CAR !!!!! AND I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR LESS THAN 10 MINUTES !!!!!! 7 MINUTES TOPS !!!!
As I get to the end of my driveway from the highway my Camaro reaches the end of my driveway at the same time. I know what is going on....Brian don't realize what is going on yet....so as the fat ass hoochie B**** tries to exit my driveway I ram her head-on with the truck. That was one of the most painful things I have ever had to do....ram my own 20 year old Camaro that has never ever been wrecked before to keep it from being stolen.
Brian, not knowing yet fully what is going on because I didn't say a word I just did it out of instinct, hollers WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING !!!!!! So I holler back at him BRIAN...THATS MY CAR....SOMEBODY IS STEALING IT !!!! So the dingy headed man then says THATS TONY (my son) DRIVING THE CAR...to which I replyed....BRIAN, TONY IS IN VEGAS !!!!! so he says OH CHIT DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY !!!
So then the slimey trash ho throwed the car into reverse and started backing up like she was going to get away and I was right on the front of her with the truck as she was backing up...headlights in her eyes....she couldn't go forward with me in front of her so she turned the steering wheel and did a a big U-turn in my front yard....gravel flying.....dust in the air....traffic stopped on the highway watching what was taking place......
On my property line by the highway there is a billboard which is held up by big I-beams and that was exactly the direction she was headed in reverse doing at LEAST 30mph.....my heart sunk as I watched her plow my car into the I-beam backwards. As soon as she hit I pinned her to the I-beam with the truck so she could not get away. I had her trapped. It was over. And believe me I wanted to throw up and I couldn't because I hadn't eaten anything yet. I had the food but couldn't eat it.
So then Brian jumps out of the truck, goes running up to my car, at the same time I had my phone in my hand dialing 911. He gets to the car and hollers at her to GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW !!!! She didn't want to get out of the car.....she refused to get out of the car....so Brian wound up having to reach into the car thru the window and he DRUG her ass out of the car. The both of them are now on the ground wrestling around because she is trying everything in her power to escape but Brian didn't let her escape.
As I am watching them I am talking to the 911 operator at the same time, who had to settle me down because I couldn't even talk straight. I finally give them the information they needed to dispatch a policeman to the location. I hung the phone up. There must have been a cop right around the corner because now that Brian has her pinned to the ground my first thought was to go up to her and kick her head plumb into the state of Missouri. As I had my foot drawn back for the punt of a lifetime a cop suddenly yelled NO MA'AM DON'T DO THAT !!! I ALMOST did it anyway but then again I didn't need an assault charge against me.....which is what would have happened.
Now that we had her up on her feet we all found out that she was drunk and high on meth. My neighbor Bobby said that before she jumped into my car she had barged into his house out of no where and scared the holy hell out of him and started screaming crap that he couldn't even understand. He don't even know where she came from. Well, after he threw her out of his house he watched her go over to my house....up on the front porch then she turned around and went back off the front porch and jumped into my car. How in the hell she found my keys under the floor mat God only knows....must have been a lump there. He sees her start my car and there is nothing he can do because his phone just got shut off last week. He was sick. And as he watched her tearing ass down my driveway in my car I show up and you know the rest of the story from there. On the front seat of my car she had left her cigarettes...an empty pack and a full pack. Well in the empty pack the cops found a marijuana pipe and some drugs.
I was only gone from my house 7 minutes tops and the whole fiasco that took place when I returned took less than that.
So now guys and gals....how is this for my 1000th post ???
GIVE IT UP FOR CLEVELAND !!!!! My car is wrecked but it is still in my possession and it never left the property and I'm the one who saved it !!!!!!!
<U>CLEVELAND ROCKS BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</U>
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I hate to hear that Kat......at least your allright I guess 
physically wise I mean....You do have full coverage right?...Wow that is just crazy...and when I was there to meet with Dean at Legend it seemed like a quite little place
GOD I hope so. The cop told me they should and then they will go after the thief for reimbursement. I hope he's right !!! 
Geez, some folks will do anything to get the dents fixed and the car painted! Just goes to show ya, don't mess around with a redneck woman before she's had time to eat. Seriously, glad nobody was injured. How bad was Brian's truck and your car damaged? Holy Toledo, that's some 1,000 th post!!!!!!!!! Lots of action on the Cobra board lately. 
But it is still in my possession 