Cleveland.

[JoeBro44]

Kathy I have a question. We bought our Cobra used so we never got a manual or anything with it. It is a 1995 Team Viper DC188. I need you to let me know where to sacrifice the live chicken. After a tremendous start to the year both tournament wise and fishing for chits and chuckles I have entered the slump from hell. Is it best to sacrifice the chicken on the front deck, rear deck, under the consoles, or perhaps inside the livewells.

[Jason Phillips]

My vote goes for rear deck.

If you put it in the livewells, the toxic fumes could harm your future catches resulting in dead fish penalties.

If you put it under the consoles, the toxic fumes could harm your future anything (hair growth, reproduction, etc.).

If you use the front deck, residue could seep into the compartments and give new meaning to 'stink bait'.

Stick with the back deck so that any issues you might have will run into the bilge area or into the compartments where your partner's stuff will be. Plus, you can use the trolling motor to outrun any smell that may linger on the back deck.

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 1niceBlazer &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Stick with the back deck so that any issues you might have will run into the bilge area or into the compartments where your partner's stuff will be. Plus, you can use the trolling motor to outrun any smell that may linger on the back deck. </TD></TR></TABLE>

I have to agree with Jason on this one. Just think of all of the "vertically challenged" insults you have put up with from your mean brother over the years. Just make sure to keep him back there and away from the trolling motor.

And plus, if you ever take your beautiful daughter for a boat ride, wouldn't you want to keep her up front with you ?? Yep......back deck gets my vote too

[JoeBro44]

How bout a chicken ridin' a goat? whatever it takes to get this voodoo curse off of me. Gotta do it soon, two club tournaments left to defend the title!

[skeeterbutch]

fyi, first, it's not a curse, it's a return to reality! 2nd, it's time to put his arse back on the back deck where it belongs so I don't want any suggestions given to him on killing a chicken on the back deck cause I know I will turn around and there he'll be trying to strangle his chicken
Oh and Kathy, I'll over look the mean brother comment this time

[JoeBro44]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bisbby &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">fyi, first, it's not a curse, it's a return to reality! 2nd, it's time to put his arse back on the back deck where it belongs </TD></TR></TABLE>

[Jason Phillips]

Joe,

Don't be choking your chicken while you're in the boat!!!!!

[Backlash Ar]

Jason...Things slow over on the Blazer Board? That's OK, you can hang out here, Kathy will let ya!

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bisbby &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Oh and Kathy, I'll over look the mean brother comment this time </TD></TR></TABLE>

woooooooo....I'm askeert now

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Backlash Ar &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Jason...Things slow over on the Blazer Board? That's OK, you can hang out here, Kathy will let ya! </TD></TR></TABLE>

Dang right I'll let Jason hang out here.....our doors are open to anyone As long as they check their arrogance at the door before entering our place of harmony

[Pat Cella]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Cleveland &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">before entering our place of harmony </TD></TR></TABLE>

Kathy are you sure that you woke up on the right board?

[Jason Phillips]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Backlash Ar &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Jason...Things slow over on the Blazer Board? That's OK, you can hang out here, Kathy will let ya! </TD></TR></TABLE>

No, actually I've been keeping up with the status of Cobra and then I started following some of these posts. Before I knew it I lost track and actually thought I was in the Lounge. It was so exciting there for a while I thought I'd just stick around and see what else happens.

This is a lot like the Lounge. A lot of talking and neither of the forums are backed by a boat company.

Before anyone jumps on me for that last comment, it was a joke!!!

[Cleveland]

I am POSITIVE I did

Besides the lounge, I'll bet we get more non Cobra boat owner lurkers than any other forum on the BBC.....They know where to go to find fun and EXCITEMENT!!!

I'm PROUD to be the "Dumplin of this domain"

[Cleveland]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 1niceBlazer &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Before I knew it I lost track and actually thought I was in the Lounge.</TD></TR></TABLE>

See what I mean....nuff said

[skeeterbutch]

[QUOTE=Cleveland woooooooo....I'm askeert now [/QUOTE]

Watch it Kathy! you don't want me posting all those pictures of your dancing! By the way, did I read where you are not moving to the great north? Does that mean the entertainment is back on at the ralley?

[Cleveland]

Yeah.....if I can find a room within a hundred miles of the place

Have you read any of the Mid-West Rally forum lately??

[skeeterbutch]

heck there are two beds in our room, the midget can sleep in the tub!

[Cleveland]

Thanks.....But no thanks James. Think I'll pass on the offer. Right now I can't plan on anything until I find a job. I thought for sure I would be going offline after the end of the month for God knows how long.....But I was able to scrape enough cash together to stay in my house for 1 more month.

If something don't happen for me by the end of September I'm gonna be in pretty bad shape. I will be forced to move into my brother's laundry/storage room at his house. It's a pretty big room and it is carpeted and has a sliding glass door to the patio.....but still, it's the freaking laundry room. And plus, he is trying to survive on $1325 bucks a month disability and he can't afford me.

I need a job RIGHT NOW and I can't leave Mountain Home for personal reasons....so, I'm pretty much screwed.

Sorry for the little vent guys....didn't mean to air my personal problems.

[Jon G]

Thats what were are here for.

[viperpap]

Besides Kathy, if we didn't let you of all people to vent a little, who should you let vent? You have a right to....I think anyway.