If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
How important do people have to be before they are said to be assassinated instead of just murdered?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Corn oil is from corn, vegetable oil is from vegetables, and baby oil is from . . . . . . .?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money to pay the fee?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.........
The statistics on sanity is that one of every four persons suffers from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Modified by taeheel2az at 9:20 PM 3/3/2012
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