My Pet Was Stolen

[CGWright]

while I was driving through Woooster, Maine. (spelled Worcester, nothing like the contorted pronunciation..... ?)

I was at a rest stop letting my cute little pot belly (GeraldTJustice) run amok in the park. The grisly little porker was having fun, he was frolicing with the local poodles when some big goofy guy came running out of the bushes and grabbed him!. He was yelling something about his "Tara gettin the cah, and we gonna get Da Hell out of he-yah fore they catch us, jessus cha-rist! We got better than lobstah tonight girl! We gonna piss on that Koran and brag on BBC! It's gonna be wicked awesome, and we gonna get right sideways!"

Poor little piggy......

[JerryT]

You been getting into Dawns pain meds??

[Quickrelease]

Thats funny!!That pig is done and already served!!

[CGWright]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by JerryT &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote"> You been getting into Dawns pain meds?? </td></tr></table>

Nope, she won't share. You're right, it was stupid, but it made me chuckle. I need to laugh right now after the last couple days.

But I did capture some of your accent pretty well.

[JerryT]

Really..you are giving me shat about my accent...You watch the movie Fargo and think they have no accents dont you

[CGWright]

Never saw it. But I did drink one once. You were talking about Faygo right? I thought that's what you said.

[Basscatfrank]

Good thing you weren't in Massachusetts.

[CGWright]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Basscatfrank &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Good thing you weren't in Massachusetts.</td></tr></table>

You and your damned details.

[JerryT]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Basscatfrank &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Good thing you weren't in Massachusetts.</td></tr></table>

Craig is on stolen pain meds and could not spell Massachusetts so he went with Maine

[CGWright]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by JerryT &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">

Craig is on stolen pain meds and could not spell Massachusetts so he went with Maine </td></tr></table>

Worse yet, I was all jacked up when I couldn't point at my hand to show anybody where I had been.

[Basscatfrank]

Those pain meds, do you take them orally?

[just Bob]

hey jerry is that for potluck night at the northern rally...becuz theres nothin muslim about me :laugh