Anybody Else Got an Embarrasing Story Like this...

[1958]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by 62Fairlane &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Here we go, its amazing what a little digging can do, I think the guy might be her brother.


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You say you had to dig for that photo and think we believe that? :)

Just print out this post and show it to her next time....but walk away while she's reading it.

[DanCard]

All she can do is say "no". If she does then move on to the next hot chick and talk to her. No since in being scared of a girl. Were you afraid you'd get cooties or something?

[JohnM]

Sounds like the man with the fast boat already beat you to the spot.

[dirtmonkey]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by JohnM &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Sounds like the man with the fast boat already beat you to the spot. </td></tr></table>

Calvin is not your likely , but that boy sure gets around, don't he...

[hunt22-250]

Walk up show a picture of a fattie and tell her it's your old GF. That way she'll know you are not shallow.

A cowboy I once knew would walk up and ask thm if he could tatto his belt buckle on their forehead.

[Alan S]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by hunt22-250 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">A cowboy I once knew would walk up and ask thm if he could tatto his belt buckle on their forehead. </td></tr></table>

Did it work on you?

[smalljawguy]

I always wondered why Hunts forehead has "1999 Wyoming Bare Back Champion" on it.

[JohnM]

We are talking Hunt. I figure that's how tramp stamps got started.

[JohnM]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by smalljawguy &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I always wondered why Hunts forehead has "1999 Wyoming Bare Back Champion" on it. </td></tr></table>

Dammit man cereal EVERYWHERE.

[SOONER*REDNECK]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by smalljawguy &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I always wondered why Hunts forehead has "1999 Wyoming Bare Back Champion" on it. </td></tr></table>

[catfishkid]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by JohnM &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Sounds like the man with the fast boat already beat you to the spot. </td></tr></table>

[BigBassCtchr101]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by 1958 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">

You say you had to dig for that photo and think we believe that? :)

Just print out this post and show it to her next time....but walk away while she's reading it.</td></tr></table>

Or you could just tell us her name. She'll be sitting around bored one day and google her own name and it'll pop up on a fishing forum and she'll get to see it all first hand. lol

[Bullet3119]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by JohnM &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Sounds like the man with the fast boat already beat you to the spot. </td></tr></table>

[buzzking]

I'm betting this thread has yielded a fair amount of facebook stalking.

[Igore67]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by buzzking &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I'm betting this thread has yielded a fair amount of facebook stalking.</td></tr></table>

I was thinking it's getting kinda creepy as well.

[bassfins]

Ever seen the movie "She's out of my league"? Funny movie! Had one like that say.....oh......17 years ago. Had the negative thoughts so I avoided her. Before long she started finding me. One day I caught her at work. As I walked by I wispered something in her ear, and just kept going. A few minutes later we had a date. It lasted all night!! All talk, no Mombo. Its been 16 years of marriage now. What did I say? She was very stressed at work. I mean VERY STRESSED! Barely keeping her head above water. I walked by and just said " hang in there". Yah, I know! Stupid simple! But it worked! Observe your prey before you pick a tactic!!

[Quickrelease]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by SkeeterDD22 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">You regret not going over and talking to her?
Let us put your mind at ease.
She wouldn't have given you the time of day ya ugly bastage. All you missed was a mega-dose of rejection.
Kick back, grab one of those Keystone's in your fridge, and pretend she really wanted you. Cause that's as close as your ever gonna get to a woman that doesn't need blowed up 1st.

There there, feel better now? </td></tr></table> OUCH!!!!!

[Todd_NE]

Naaa, I talk to them all the time just to pizz off my wife

[champion191]

Reminds me of a time down in New Mexico,
me and a buddie was in the Hilton Bar,
these two beautiful women were there, My buddie said man wish we could get them two chicks to dance with us. I said what you mean you wish, he said they are too beautiful to give us the time of day. Well I went over, and intruduced myself, he and I hooked up with them, and had a great 3 days, the pretty ones are
sometimes the best to get, they are waiting for the guy to have the nerve, so the moral of my story, is just ask, what you got to loose

[Dando]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by mowigglewart &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Best way to get a hot chick is to be an a$$hole right off the bat for a little bit for some shock value and intrigue. Then apologize a little bit later to show sincerety then admit something honest/embarrassing (not creepy) you wouldnt normally tell someone you've just met then pour on some complements. Works 90% of the time if you are good looking and decreases the uglier you are. 10% rate of assault to your face with their hand with this tactic but the hookup percentage is worth it. You're welcome.</td></tr></table>

Example:
"Hi, names Danny. You're sure a chunky girl."
"Sorry, Not sure what I was thinkin' when I said that. What I actually meant was I think you'de be smokin' hot if you dropped 160lbs."
"BTW, I got little thingy, but, it works fine...wanna see?"

Although, I think the success rate would be more like 85% instead of 90 though...