Anybody Else Got an Embarrasing Story Like this...

[MoparMark]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by SkeeterDD22 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">You regret not going over and talking to her?
Let us put your mind at ease.
She wouldn't have given you the time of day ya ugly bastage. All you missed was a mega-dose of rejection.
Kick back, grab one of those Keystone's in your fridge, and pretend she really wanted you. Cause that's as close as your ever gonna get to a woman that doesn't need blowed up 1st.

There there, feel better now? </td></tr></table>

Haha, that's what I figured, cause I am pretty ugly, LOL

[jkk]

[Bullet3119]

Oh and yeah, besides being sweet and a good driver..she is smoking hot.

[jkk]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by aussiebasser &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
You mean she had tits and a pulse?</td></tr></table>

[Dando]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by aussiebasser &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
You mean she had tits and a pulse?</td></tr></table>

A pulse is way over-rated.....

[aussiebasser]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by 62Fairlane &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Here we go, its amazing what a little digging can do, I think the guy might be her brother.


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Like as if you'd have a chance with her.

If that ain't her brother you'd look a bit strange waddling back to your pit with a 9/16" open end/ring shoved up ya butt!

Honestly, I've had a lot to do with attractive girls over the years, they're pretty much like the ugly ones except less guys have the balls to talk to them. Next time go up and say hello, tell her your star sign and just bs her for a while. Just try not to stare at her titties. Good luck.

[Bullet3119]

Dale..she has some nice titties, but her butt is even better!

[timberland]

Hope she is in Gainesville in a few weeks .....I'll be down for the Gator Nationals and following week, Daytona for Bike week.

[Bullet3119]

She should be in Gainesville, I will be there Timberland..give me a shout.

[Dando]

Tell her your star sign?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MoparMark]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Bullet3119 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">She should be in Gainesville, I will be there Timberland..give me a shout.</td></tr></table>

She may be there with Pat, but she is running ADRL according to her twitter page. I should be in Gainesville as well.

[aussiebasser]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by SkeeterDD22 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Tell her your star sign?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! </td></tr></table>

Hey, I didn't say I did any good with them...

[catchinweeds]

I think my worst one was when a chick came up and talked to me. She was pretty good looking, and I was on base in Pearl Harbor. She talked for a while, I talked back, everything was normal, until she said "Im a bit nervous about taking you back to my apartment" and I asked why? Response:

"Well, I've never been with a white guy." I couldn't help but laugh.

Disclaimer: I in no way want that to come across as racist. That was what was said, and I figured I'd better move on is all!

[bilgerat]

After you ask her what her "star sign" is, look at your mood ring and ask her if she wants a ride in your custom van with the shag carpet and boss 8 track player in it. Bachman Turner Overdrive gets chicks hot

[MoparMark]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by bilgerat &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">After you ask her what her "star sign" is, look at your mood ring and ask her if she wants a ride in your custom van with the shag carpet and boss 8 track player in it. Bachman Turner Overdrive gets chicks hot </td></tr></table>

Damn, nothing like giving a guy all the good tips after the fact, LOL.

[mowigglewart]

Best way to get a hot chick is to be an a$$hole right off the bat for a little bit for some shock value and intrigue. Then apologize a little bit later to show sincerety then admit something honest/embarrassing (not creepy) you wouldnt normally tell someone you've just met then pour on some complements. Works 90% of the time if you are good looking and decreases the uglier you are. 10% rate of assault to your face with their hand with this tactic but the hookup percentage is worth it. You're welcome.

[barkleyhawggitter]

no guts, no whorry.

[Bassman Ia.]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by bilgerat &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">After you ask her what her "star sign" is, look at your mood ring and ask her if she wants a ride in your custom van with the shag carpet and boss 8 track player in it. Bachman Turner Overdrive gets chicks hot </td></tr></table>


Your 47---someone told you what USED to happen while you were having your milk and taking a nap on your rug in KG---LOL

AND---&gt; we had some pretty bitchin vans with shag carpet and 8 tracks----------&gt;

I had more fun in that van then my vette or SS

Mowigglewart---you try that tactic up here, one of those farm girls will beat you like a redheaded stepchild.

[mowigglewart]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Bassman Ia. &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">


Your 47---someone told you what USED to happen while you were having your milk and taking a nap on your rug in KG---LOL

AND---&gt; we had some pretty bitchin vans with shag carpet and 8 tracks----------&gt;

I had more fun in that van then my vette or SS

Mowigglewart---you try that tactic up here, one of those farm girls will beat you like a redheaded stepchild. </td></tr></table>

The tactic and topic is specific to hot chicks......farm girls usually do not qualify.

[kybaitcaster211]

Yeah, when I see a hot girl and think about going up and talking to her to see if we would hit it off, I think about how pi$$ed off my wife would be and how painful the last few seconds of my life would be and I chicken out too.