Had a big medical scare today

[Basscatfrank]

I haven't been feeling well lately so I took the afternoon off and went to see the doctor. I told him that everything hurt, and I mean bad. I touch my knee, it hurts. I touch my hip it hurts. When I touched my abdomen, it hurts. Everything I touched caused me great pain. The doctor listened and then gave me a full work up. Then he told me to get dressed and meet him in his office. He looked at me and said I know what your problem is. I told him to just tell me straight, I can take it.

He said your finger is broken.

[ol man river]

[JerryT]

That yearly subscription you bought from "www.jokesfromthe60's.com" is paying off huge

[Al from Canada]

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[Basscatfrank]

Al, please don't encourage him.

[mooregambler]

[bassfishingirl]

[fordguy_85]

[PumaDave]

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[Jwengerd]

Thats a good one

[250bassFL]

[Big Bass Man]

[Dbl00CustomBaits]

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[Sigma]

The writing was on the wall. I saw that one coming

[bigfishingstud]

[JohnM]

[C R]

Sounds to me like you broke your funny bone also

[Gambler Bob]

[Hoover]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by Basscatfrank &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I haven't been feeling well lately so I took the afternoon off and went to see the doctor. I told him that everything hurt, and I mean bad. I touch my knee, it hurts. I touch my hip it hurts. When I touched my abdomen, it hurts. Everything I touched caused me great pain. The doctor listened and then gave me a full work up. Then he told me to get dressed and meet him in his office. He looked at me and said I know what your problem is. I told him to just tell me straight, I can take it.

He said your finger is broken.</td></tr></table>

Frank you got the best line......and he sent him a bill for $78,543 for the full work up....

[haveme1]

That's hilarious !