My life....

[Dando]

I list this on ebay: Driver side headlight capsule

I get asked: "Is this the driver side?"

Day-in, Day-out...That pretty much sums up my life.

[cmclairday2]

Next time list it as "Side opposite of the passenger side"

[Dando]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by cmclairday2 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Next time list it as "Side opposite of the passenger side"</td></tr></table>

Do you mean the other side?

[cmclairday2]

Yes. The one on my left. If I'm sitting in the drivers seat. Or the passengers seat.

[Dando]

OH MY!! I got to thinking about that.
Years ago, we used to save and print certain e-mail questions, and comments.
I can't believe I remembered that.

Sure nuff, I just found the box of printouts.
So, Just for Adam:

Title: MITSUBISHI 3000GT AUTOMATIC FLOOR SHIFTER W/CABLE
E-mail: What is the purpose to this item, I could understand if the car was a manual, but, you say it was an automatic???

[cmclairday2]

Wow...

[Dando]

E-mail: me need shipping to Russia in Moscow-109316 (post inside code) i can paid only frow western union bank system this me need your post adress and thirst and last name of your or reciver. me need total price with shipping i hope its not a problem possible usps?

(This wasn't a scam, This guy was dead serious)

The item: 53K CADILLAC NORTHSTAR COMPLETE DROPOUT ENGINE/TRANSMISSION ASSEMBLY.

[wildkat7]

You just can't make this stuff up....

[Dando]

E-mail: You would have better luck if you learned to spell. It's Cummins, not Cummings.
LOOSER!

(one of my all time favorites)

[Dando]

I'm in the list that I can't type on here right now. (wow, people hated Phillip..LOTS!!)

[cmclairday2]

Looser... looser than what??

[wildkat7]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by cmclairday2 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Looser... looser than what?? </td></tr></table>

[Dando]

E-mail:
Hey there, I just wanted to give you some advice on selling Jaguar parts. If you haven't noticed, you are selling almost ALL of your parts.
Want to know why?
Your prices are TOO LOW.
You are low-balling the parts market for these cars. You will make more money if you raise the price of your parts, and price ACCORDING to the REST of US that sell Jaguar parts. They will sell for 1/3 of new cost.
Just some advise so all of us make more money.

Of particular interest: ""If you haven't noticed, you are selling almost ALL of your parts".

[Dando]

Thru Ebay's message system. "ask seller a question"

The message:
How are listed on Ebay so I can find you?

[wildkat7]

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by SkeeterDD22 &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
Of particular interest: ""If you haven't noticed, you are selling almost ALL of your parts". </td></tr></table>

still trying to figure out the problem....

[Dando]

Excuse me Sir/Mamm,
It's me again.
I bought some stuff from you awhile back. I was wondering how much you want for the little lens for the light that comes on inside the glove compartment when you open it. Mine is broken and I need to take the car to the DMV for a check up driving test, and they have to have everything in good condition. Can you please let me know if you have that lens?

[Dando]

E-mail from paypal forwarded to one of my employees.

From paypal:
Date: Wed, 04 Feb, 2004
Dear "our customer". This email confirms that you have paid Redline $15.00 USD using Paypal

Forwarded to my salesman on Feb 6th with the following attached:
HEY!!
WHERE IS MY COOLANT TANK!!?? I BETTER HAVE IT BY TOMORROW OR KNOW WHERE ITS AT OTHERWISE YOUR ASS WILL BE REPORTED TO EBAY AND PERSONALLY SUED BY ME. DON'T THINK IM F*@KIN AROUND EITHER.
YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT AND SO IS MY PATIENCE FOR PEOPLE WHO TRY TO RIP OTHERS OFF!!