Being that it is valentines day and all, I was reminiscing about my life before marriage and the trouble i had finding the right women.
you see i was always trying to please my mother, but every girl i brought home she found something wrong with, they were either too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too pretty or too homely. I just couldn't find a girl that was right.
Finally one day i met her, she was just like my mother, she looked like my mother, talked like her, acted like my mother.. i thought WOW finally a girl mom will approve. . .
Come to find out Dad didn't like her !