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    Three dead bodies!

    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.


    The Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

    "The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

    The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning. "


    "Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.


    "Thought she was having her picture taken."

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    Re: Three dead bodies! (bjf_ksu)

    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!

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    Re: Three dead bodies! (catchatoad)



    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by catchatoad &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House </TD></TR></TABLE>
    = wicked witch of the west = (edit)


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    If only it were true.....

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