AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE
> HEARD A STRANGE
> BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE
> OBSERVED HER
> DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
>
>
>
> SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'
>
>
>
> THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS
> OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS
> THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND!
> PLEASE, GO AWAY AND
> LEAVE ME ALONE.'
>
>
>
> THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ
> COMING FROM THE OTHER
> SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM
>
>
>
> DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER
> MAKING PASSIONATE
> LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.
>
>
>
> TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID,
> 'DAD I'M
> THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS
> I'LL EVER GET TO
> A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
>
>
>
> A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP,
> PLACED THE
> GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING
> NOISE COMING FROM,
> OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.
>
>
>
> SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON
> THE COUCH, DOWNING
> A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT
> TO HIM ON THE
> COUCH,
>
> BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
>
>
>
> THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'
>
>
>
> THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY
> SON-IN-LAW.'
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