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    AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE
    > HEARD A STRANGE
    > BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE
    > OBSERVED HER
    > DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
    >
    >
    >
    > SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'
    >
    >
    >
    > THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS
    > OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS
    > THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND!
    > PLEASE, GO AWAY AND
    > LEAVE ME ALONE.'
    >
    >
    >
    > THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ
    > COMING FROM THE OTHER
    > SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM
    >
    >
    >
    > DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER
    > MAKING PASSIONATE
    > LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.
    >
    >
    >
    > TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID,
    > 'DAD I'M
    > THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS
    > I'LL EVER GET TO
    > A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
    >
    >
    >
    > A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP,
    > PLACED THE
    > GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING
    > NOISE COMING FROM,
    > OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.
    >
    >
    >
    > SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON
    > THE COUCH, DOWNING
    > A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT
    > TO HIM ON THE
    > COUCH,
    >
    > BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
    >
    >
    >
    > THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'
    >
    >
    >
    > THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY
    > SON-IN-LAW.'

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    BTW the Chiefs do have one victory this year, but I can't remember against who? Could you remind me Melvin?

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    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tswhitney1 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

    BTW the Chiefs do have one victory this year, but I can't remember against who? Could you remind me Melvin? </TD></TR></TABLE>

    yeah but they still SUCK

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    Cheaper to keep a kid in tourney fishing than paying attorneys to keep them out of jail !!

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    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Tagg007 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

    yeah but they still SUCK </TD></TR></TABLE>

    No sense in trying to argue that point.

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    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tswhitney1 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

    BTW the Chiefs do have one victory this year, but I can't remember against who? Could you remind me Melvin? </TD></TR></TABLE>

    i told you earlier,, i had Mike let you Win so you KC Fans would quit

    Good thing they Won 1 game ,, it might be another 20 games before you get another win

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    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bigfishingstud &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">



    Good thing they Won 1 game ,, it might be another 20 games before you get another win </TD></TR></TABLE>

    Why, is it going to be that long till they play the donks again?

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    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tswhitney1 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

    No sense in trying to argue that point.</TD></TR></TABLE>

    sorry Tad. I will give Cheif fans credit. You guys do a good job cheering your team on whether they suck or they suck really bad

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    Naw you can't beat us at home

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