If only we could have picked our own names!!!!!!
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him.
"My name is Carmen", she told him.
"That's a beautiful name", he replied, "Is it a family name"?
ÂNo", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men".
"What's your name"? she asked.
He said, "Bob Titsenbeer
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